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[jacktellslies]

Filleting a monkfish feels a lot like giving a bris with your bare hands. Only the infant has a one and a half foot long tumourous monster cock completely covered in thick yet loose foreskin, and the foreskin is coated in pink and grey mucous.

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[chasingtides.livejournal.com]

That's kind of amazing. I feel like that description must be shared with the world.

[paisleycat.livejournal.com]

I love images with words. I'm not so sure about an entry with the phrase monster cock having a photo.

[http://users.livejournal.com/__uptight/]

all jews have one and a half foot long tumourous monster cocks. truth.

[osmundaceae.livejournal.com]

I've only eaten this awesome piece of ugly once, it was so tasty! I love your fishmongering tales.