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[jacktellslies]

Filleting a monkfish feels a lot like giving a bris with your bare hands. Only the infant has a one and a half foot long tumourous monster cock completely covered in thick yet loose foreskin, and the foreskin is coated in pink and grey mucous.

Comments

[chasingtides.livejournal.com]

That's kind of amazing. I feel like that description must be shared with the world.

[earlofgrey.livejournal.com]

Very good. Go forth and evangelise in my name.

[paisleycat.livejournal.com]

I love images with words. I'm not so sure about an entry with the phrase monster cock having a photo.

[earlofgrey.livejournal.com]

Ha! Sorry.

[http://users.livejournal.com/__uptight/]

all jews have one and a half foot long tumourous monster cocks. truth.

Gasp!

[earlofgrey.livejournal.com]

I know too many Jews to be fooled by this!

And yet, they are quite good at hiding their endless wealth and control of all media. What else could they be hiding?

[osmundaceae.livejournal.com]

I've only eaten this awesome piece of ugly once, it was so tasty! I love your fishmongering tales.

[earlofgrey.livejournal.com]

Thank you! I still think of you when I work with monkfish. Your write-up of the experience was perfect.