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jacktellslies (
jacktellslies
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05:02 pm
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Filleting a monkfish feels a lot like giving a bris with your bare hands. Only the infant has a one and a half foot long tumourous monster cock completely covered in thick yet loose foreskin, and the foreskin is coated in pink and grey mucous.
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chasingtides.livejournal.com
2008-12-22 10:11 pm (UTC)
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That's kind of amazing. I feel like that description must be shared with the world.
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earlofgrey.livejournal.com
2008-12-22 10:25 pm (UTC)
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Very good. Go forth and evangelise in my name.
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paisleycat.livejournal.com
2008-12-23 12:48 am (UTC)
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I love images with words. I'm not so sure about an entry with the phrase monster cock having a photo.
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http://users.livejournal.com/__uptight/
2008-12-23 02:29 am (UTC)
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all jews have one and a half foot long tumourous monster cocks. truth.
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osmundaceae.livejournal.com
2008-12-23 12:37 pm (UTC)
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I've only eaten this awesome piece of ugly once, it was so tasty! I love your fishmongering tales.
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earlofgrey.livejournal.com
2008-12-23 04:49 pm (UTC)
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I know too many Jews to be fooled by this!
And yet, they are quite good at hiding their endless wealth and control of all media. What else could they be hiding?
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earlofgrey.livejournal.com
2008-12-23 05:38 pm (UTC)
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Ha! Sorry.
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earlofgrey.livejournal.com
2008-12-23 05:39 pm (UTC)
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Thank you! I still think of you when I work with monkfish. Your write-up of the experience was perfect.
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Gasp!
And yet, they are quite good at hiding their endless wealth and control of all media. What else could they be hiding?
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