jacktellslies: (rasputin)
If you've never been here, this is sort of what my house is like:

Bill, while, incidentally, rolling up his sleeves: "Ugh. This is going to be sloppier than Apocalypse! ...Newel. In case You missed it, Apocalypse is the name of Jack's vagina. And her libido. That's why I said yesterday, 'I am the eternal shore! Crash upon me, and be broken!"

Newel: "Wait, what?"

Jack: "No! I mean, I wish I was recording this!"



Bill, later: "This sandwich is hot. Do you know what that means?"

Jack: "It's still like my vagina?"

Bill: "Crash upon me, and be broken!"




Talk about your mom, use the word "lesbians!" in a derogatory fashion, and knock over a bong, and it's almost like you're here. (Sorry for posting so soon after the last, but this needed to be documented.)

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