BRITISH SEX SHOP.

[jacktellslies]

Sorry to break continuity, but I had to take a moment to thrill and devastate some of you with the following news: I'm posting this from the (a?) London Apple Store. And it's huge.

The title is a real sign I saw on the way to find something to eat last night. I wondered how it might be different from other sex shops, and my lovely companion suggested inflatable sheep. Quite.

That is all. Ta!

Comments

[jezebellydancer.livejournal.com]

British Sex Shop? I picture riding crops and paddles...

[randiriel.livejournal.com]

As do I!

[earlofgrey.livejournal.com]

We should have this party?

[marnanel.livejournal.com]

WITH REAL BRITISH PEOPLE? :)

[earlofgrey.livejournal.com]

Subtle! I like it! ;)

[randiriel.livejournal.com]

I think perhaps yes.

[earlofgrey.livejournal.com]

They do call it the English vice, don't they?

[haremfairy.livejournal.com]

Everyone could use a little Discipline now and again.

[marnanel.livejournal.com]

I need to find a photograph of a Welsh sex shop to use on the article on sex shops on the Welsh-language Wikipedia.

[earlofgrey.livejournal.com]

Hotte.

[marnanel.livejournal.com]

http://cy.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siop_ryw

[swirl-girlx.livejournal.com]

that would be a scottish sex store, silly.

[madcaptenor.livejournal.com]

Scotland is part of Britain. (Although some of them don't want to be (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scottish_independence).)

[earlofgrey.livejournal.com]

Yes. Scotland would be a part of Great Britain.

[swirl-girlx.livejournal.com]

I intended the implication that the sex shop would be physically within Scotland.

[madcaptenor.livejournal.com]

I'm wondering what an "American sex shop" would be. I think it would involve cheaply made crap from China.

[titlecharacter.livejournal.com]

Welcome to South Street...

[earlofgrey.livejournal.com]

I've often wondered, given the Italian and English vices, what the American vice might be. I'm not sure I'd enjoy it, frankly.

[marnanel.livejournal.com]

I'm happily aware of the English vice, but what's the Italian?

[haremfairy.livejournal.com]

Orgies? No that would be Roman.
Anal? No that would be Greek.
Hmmm. Someone enlighten us.

[earlofgrey.livejournal.com]

The Italian vice was homosexuality, yes.

[earlofgrey.livejournal.com]

Homosexuality. And I'm nearly certain that the Italians called it the English vice. Heh.

[haremfairy.livejournal.com]

A friend of mine said the other night that a German sex toy would have to involve peeing on you.

[haremfairy.livejournal.com]

Something to do with large female breasts I would imagine.