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Beth and I had fantastic adventures yesterday, the highlight of which may have been finding a set of tiny cups and saucers in Chinatown bearing the following polite sign:

This magic tea set is only for adults.


How immensely charming! What on earth do you think it might mean?

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Date: 2008-05-05 09:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chronographia.livejournal.com
Clearly adults are in need of magical supplements, provided in certain kinds of tea, and served in such a set. Children already have adequate levels of magic, and therefore do not need either tea or a tea set from which to drink it.

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Date: 2008-05-05 09:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] marnanel.livejournal.com
When you drink from the magic teacup, you discover that you can blow out the candles of the cake on the magic plate and make a wish; to children this is well-known already.

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Date: 2008-05-05 10:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sissyhips.livejournal.com
Well, I know that in the Japanese culture, tea is a serious business. The whole ritual is a mating euphimism.

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Date: 2008-05-06 01:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] popejeremy.livejournal.com
The porcelain is saturated in LSD, which slowly seeps into your tea.

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Date: 2008-05-06 08:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/overture_/
To bring back to life all those adults that forgot about magic tea.

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Date: 2008-05-06 08:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] iconoclastzach.livejournal.com
Orgasms, probably.

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Date: 2008-05-06 03:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] swirl-girlx.livejournal.com
if children don't have the right to orgasm, this ain't my murkia.

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Date: 2008-05-06 09:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jezebellydancer.livejournal.com
"Clearly, there is a story in there somewhere," she said sipping Sweet Amore from the turn-of-the-century import-porcelain Blue Willow patterned cup.

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