you'll be an austrian nobleman commissioning a symphony in c.

[jacktellslies]

i got to help a nice british (manchester?) lady at work who asked me for a salmon kabob, please. kabob! it was so exciting, like all of a sudden being quite drunk and stumbling past doors that are all different colours and eating the worst best food in the world and switching on e4.

i worked for nine hours and then walked all the way across the city very quickly to meet sera and give her gifts from egypt. it was hot, so i i wove through back alleys in the gayborhood and stomped through the business district while the kids in suits stared, almost topless with my cheshire socks showing over my boots. sera had a scarf that i liked. i had missed her a lot. we walked to her train, where we found an older man wearing a pinstriped suit, a pink shirt, and pink striped socks. i walked back home, all the way through the city again, stopping in the gayest book store in all the world to find boygirl homo fetish softcore pornographs from all over the world. i didn't take a paper bag. i intended to make art, but i may leave it in tact. it is raining and thundering, and i'm about to walk more, to ask about what i should do about a piercing that would seem to be, horror of hororrs, migrating.

Comments

[humandays.livejournal.com]

you're quite wonderful. i look forward to meeting you. :)

[netherunicorn.livejournal.com]

isn't she, though? i can't wait until you two meet :)

[earlofgrey.livejournal.com]

i look forward to meeting you too, sir.

[humandays.livejournal.com]

it will be truly good. *smile*

[doktorvox.livejournal.com]

C? Oh please.

*scoffs*

[earlofgrey.livejournal.com]

i really like you, sir.

[netherunicorn.livejournal.com]

that man was on my train! he sat in front of me! i told him i liked his suit :)

i missed you terribly, miss. no more big-long-katie-less-times.

[earlofgrey.livejournal.com]

oh! oh! what did he say?

[netherunicorn.livejournal.com]

he smiled kind of bashfully and said "thank you!"

he was sweet :)

[randiriel.livejournal.com]

Shh! That older man was me in disguise!

Because, obviously, I have proven myself to have this sort of high caliber fashion sense.

[earlofgrey.livejournal.com]

oh! from whom were you hiding? why couldn't we hug?

[randiriel.livejournal.com]

I think that mostly, it was because I am in a terrible mood.

[earlofgrey.livejournal.com]

i am so sorry...

[randiriel.livejournal.com]

That's okay. I am lame, and have decided that I shall be quite happy forthwith.

[earlofgrey.livejournal.com]

i wish you luck and happiness and adventures.