eat it, fuckface!

[jacktellslies]

megan has opened up for me a whole new world of ironically plebeian slang. for instance, i've developed a deep appreciation for the word douche as an insult. i am so excited that a single term exists for someone who is a product of the patriarchy, a drain on the wallets and self esteems of women, completely unnecessary, and bad for the vagina.

holy crap! it's so early!

Comments

[shadywashere.livejournal.com]

Here in P-burgh, our new fun-filled douche related term is:

D-BAG!

enjoy.

[earlofgrey.livejournal.com]

i had no idea! groupthink is so cool!

[netherunicorn.livejournal.com]

i think the best part about that phrase is the way that you describe why you like it :)

[earlofgrey.livejournal.com]

i'm awesome.

[netherunicorn.livejournal.com]

you speak the truth, mister :)

[spandykochalka.livejournal.com]

Catch up. yo.

Douchebag is old old hat it New York, but here, Lexci mutated it a few months back into D-Bag.

[spandykochalka.livejournal.com]

Regina actually mutated it into d-bag.

[major-mcmunkle.livejournal.com]

I now love saying "bag of douche" or "bag of d." Enjoy, they are so fun.

[earlofgrey.livejournal.com]

ha! i love it!

[shadywashere.livejournal.com]

Oh i approve! I can't wait to hear you speak such words!

[johnnywar.livejournal.com]

That was me who posted that.

[orangeflckrgrin.livejournal.com]

I was already at work for a half an hour.

Anyway, though those are all good reasons to back up a particular insult, I just don't think anything is as good as "fuckstick"--though my particular word of choice would probably have to be "cunt".

[earlofgrey.livejournal.com]

what do you do?

i like cunt too, but it is only good if it is said with appropriate irony. obviously, cunts are the greatest things ever, and using them as an insult can be silly and fun. otherwise, you're just unoriginal and kind of a bad person.

[dameelysia.livejournal.com]

I've always liked asshat. Douche I don't hear much...

[fuct-boi.livejournal.com]

i never called anyone a douche-bag until i started living with my friend butch (http://www.livejournal.com/users/beatingcadaver). he calls people that all the time, and now hes got me doing it.

[liritsvoice.livejournal.com]

hey!! :-) i saw this posted as a quote on dglenn's lj. wow, well said, hon!!!!! mind if i borrow it??

[earlofgrey.livejournal.com]

aw, shucks. please do. the masses must be warned.