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jacktellslies) wrote2005-04-24 12:31 am
jacktellslies) wrote2005-04-24 12:31 am
it is just as we had feared.
my dearest whitney,
i have decided that i must become a member of an entirely respectable gentleman's club. ladies, of course, will only be allowed to enter the establishment if they have the decency to dress like boys. i do hope that you'll join me as soon as i find one. i'll be sure to light every last one of your opium-laced cigarettes for you, and we can share brandy and spread the most delightful rumors about one another.
do you remember the lovely gayboy who was our waiter at the thai restaurant when you were here? she is a girl now! i'm ever so excited, because now i am under the moral obligation to support a business that employs people who are transitioning and that wants to give me thai food.
i finally started watching the film that you sent me. you are amazing.
one day you and i should fall in love with the same woman and nearly fight one another to the death for her honour. at the last minute, obviously, we'll trick her into believing that one of us has died and that the other has been deported to australia so that we can begin our love affair in paris and still receive adoring letters from the poor girl.
i hope that this finds you well. i miss you more than i can say. i'll always be madly in love with you.
ever yours,
jack
i have decided that i must become a member of an entirely respectable gentleman's club. ladies, of course, will only be allowed to enter the establishment if they have the decency to dress like boys. i do hope that you'll join me as soon as i find one. i'll be sure to light every last one of your opium-laced cigarettes for you, and we can share brandy and spread the most delightful rumors about one another.
do you remember the lovely gayboy who was our waiter at the thai restaurant when you were here? she is a girl now! i'm ever so excited, because now i am under the moral obligation to support a business that employs people who are transitioning and that wants to give me thai food.
i finally started watching the film that you sent me. you are amazing.
one day you and i should fall in love with the same woman and nearly fight one another to the death for her honour. at the last minute, obviously, we'll trick her into believing that one of us has died and that the other has been deported to australia so that we can begin our love affair in paris and still receive adoring letters from the poor girl.
i hope that this finds you well. i miss you more than i can say. i'll always be madly in love with you.
ever yours,
jack
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I am ever so excited as well! I liked that waiter ever so much. Thai food and transgendered people? THat's hard to top.
I had hoped you would like the movie. Knowing nothing about it, I was nervous.
You are one of the people I think about most often, you know. So many things remind me of you, or are things that I should like to show you, or are places you must visit.
When I am not so busy I want to stab myself in the jugular with a hat pin, I shall sit down and write you a letter in return.
I hope you are doing well. I do not even know in which city you are currently residing.
I will always be madly in love with you, as well.
~Whitney~
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not only that, but they serve dishes consisting almost entirely of pineapples as entrees. what a brilliant idea!
the same is true of you, my dear.
i must commend you on the graceful suicide, although i do hope it does not become necessary to carry it out. i wish you much luck with all of your work.
my goodness! we do have some catching up to do! just now i am living downtown in philadelphia with my gentleman friend, megan.
dear me. i miss you so very much.
ever yours,
jack