remember, remember.

[jacktellslies]

to whom it may concern:

it would seem that i am on fire. i am uncertain as to how to proceed. please advise.

sincerely,

p.

(my apologies for having mentioned the same element two posts in a row. they are not at all related, i assure you. or perhaps they are. they could be. i'd always longed to be burnt in effigy.)

and, regarding fainting, mentioned earlier but passed by: it's happened twice, i believe.

Comments

[brni.livejournal.com]

hmm.

stop, drop, and roll comes to mind.

duck and cover also comes to mind, but is probably far less useful for either this or it's intended purpose.

[earlofgrey.livejournal.com]

hm. or at least stop drinking gasoline.

[brni.livejournal.com]

imbibing petroleum products is contraindicated.

if you wish to partake of highly flammable liquids, i recommend knobb creek kentucy straight bourbon.

[bobz.livejournal.com]

fall into water and swim for safety

[earlofgrey.livejournal.com]

hullo, sir. i don't believe we've met. i'm mister dreadful. i like tea and virginia woolf and socks.

[bobz.livejournal.com]

Hi hi, I'm Bobz, I like um... lots, mainly hugs, shiney things and books though.

[earlofgrey.livejournal.com]

lovely. you have excellent taste. just like a good crow.

[robinelaine.livejournal.com]

Remember that time that I kept writing about Yttrium? That was so lame of me.

[earlofgrey.livejournal.com]

am i being lame now?

[netherunicorn.livejournal.com]

apology accepted ;)

as far as the fire thing goes, try water next time. water is good. unless it's a gas fire, in which case, try earth.