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i got a pro-lifer kicked out of my store today. he had a gigantic sign in his cart that said, "face it: abortion kills babies." it was illustrated. customers are not allowed to post fliers without first having them approved by the whole foods gods, though, so i had customer service call the shift leader and we had him kicked out. so whatev, dude. killing babies is awesome. take that.

days that bring mail are fantastic, but days that bring mail from toys in babeland are way better.

now i must go get drunk with kaitlin. ta.

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Date: 2004-10-19 08:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] iwantyouhere.livejournal.com
you're awesome

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Date: 2004-10-20 11:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] earlofgrey.livejournal.com
thanks, dude.

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Date: 2004-10-19 08:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lezgonow349.livejournal.com
killing babies is awesome... hehehe

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Date: 2004-10-20 11:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] earlofgrey.livejournal.com
dead babies are the best ever. last night kaitlin and i invented a mixed drink called "the miscarriage".

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Date: 2004-10-20 01:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lezgonow349.livejournal.com
how delightful!

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Date: 2004-10-20 03:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] minimatic.livejournal.com
Plenty of babies in the world already, killing some is fine.

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Date: 2004-10-20 11:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] earlofgrey.livejournal.com
i'm sure they did something to deserve it.

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Date: 2004-10-20 09:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] swirl-girlx.livejournal.com
Babies on spikes!
Yum, yum, yum.
*offers one*

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Date: 2004-10-20 11:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] swirl-girlx.livejournal.com
crazy eddie's, we got babies on spikes!

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Date: 2004-10-20 07:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] napoleonherself.livejournal.com
Crazy Eddie and his wonderful American dream?

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Date: 2004-10-20 10:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] earlofgrey.livejournal.com
ah! yes! foolish me. *hits self with brick*

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Date: 2004-10-21 09:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] napoleonherself.livejournal.com
That seems like a... vaguely painful thing to do.

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Date: 2004-10-21 10:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] earlofgrey.livejournal.com
trance states and self-destructive urges exist for a reason.

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Date: 2004-10-22 12:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] napoleonherself.livejournal.com
Hmm, I suppose they would at that.

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Date: 2004-10-20 07:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] earlofgrey.livejournal.com
eddie izzard does, and i trust his authority. however, i'm told that really we taste of pork, and i suspect that is why i enjoy it so much.

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Date: 2004-10-20 10:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shadywashere.livejournal.com
oinky oink oink magoo

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Date: 2004-10-21 09:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mizzpyx.livejournal.com
*resumes compilation of collection of dead baby jokes*

w00t!

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Date: 2004-10-21 10:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] earlofgrey.livejournal.com
how do you make a dead baby float?

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Date: 2004-10-21 10:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mizzpyx.livejournal.com
I have no idea, how do you make a dead baby float?

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Date: 2004-10-21 10:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] earlofgrey.livejournal.com
just take your foot off of its head!

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Date: 2004-10-21 10:52 am (UTC)

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