come, armageddon, come.

[jacktellslies]

dear packages,
why do you make me feel so manic?
love,
p. dreadful

dear morrissey,
i've always had a little bit of love for you, but now it would seem i have a small crush on you, too. this is a little weird for me, because i know nothing can come of our relationship, but the fact remains that crushes are way better than love. let's go to jamaica.
love,
cain

dear mom,
i love you a lot. you're really cool. however, lately you've been making me kind of sad, so i'm really glad that today you took me to target and bought my love. thanks.
love,
penny

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[earlofgrey.livejournal.com]

lol. fabulous.