how pregnant sometimes his replies are!

[jacktellslies]

there is the issue of my premature burial, but there is also an element of general existential angst. i'm reading a lot of things just now that make me question human nature and want to start pointing at girls in malls and screaming, "get thee to a nunnery" whilst foaming at the mouth. i'm trying to have a sense of humor about the whole thing. logically, i know that my english major gothiness is nothing more or less than funny. but some things, like racism, simply make me too sad to function. i'm dealing with a lot of it lately, if mostly in a safe, removed, purely academic context. sob, sob.

fortunately, kaitlin exists, and, for a few moments at least, is doing most of her existing in and around philadelphia. she is the coolest person ever, and i want to have her babies. should you not know, this is an amazing statement for me to make. in the frequent hyperbolic impregnations that occur in the speech patterns of my friends, i almost exclusively fall into the impregnator category. my uterus is generally ignored, and i rather like it that way. for kaitlin, however, my uterus and any other reproductive organs she would like to utilize are always available.

also: alex, holy crap, you're opening for iggy pop. i have given kaitlin express instructions to hug you and drool on your face next time she sees you. i'm terribly sorry about it, but with greatness comes responsibility, mostly in the form of bodily fluids. you should get used to it.

i think i may have misused the word "hyperbolic," but it's far too late to care. it can wait. i'll just be hideously embarrassed about it in the morning.

Comments

[netherunicorn.livejournal.com]

i tend to recognise your reproductive organs as being female about half of the time. the other half of which i tend to think of you as this wonderfully androgenous thing.

[earlofgrey.livejournal.com]

which is about the way i like it. thanks, lady. ;)

[netherunicorn.livejournal.com]

you are much welcome ::bows, sweeping the floor with nifty bowler hat as i reach up to tug a forlock:: :D

[ashblue.livejournal.com]

\M/

you two would make fantastic babies.

[earlofgrey.livejournal.com]

hehe. metal with spikes?

it's true. she has great dna. she wants to be a cryptographer when she grows up! and she tells me all about math!

[ashblue.livejournal.com]

mmm math-english cor-girl wolf-boy with metal spikes baby...

[earlofgrey.livejournal.com]

superbaby, destroy! *stomps on buildings like godzilla*

[ashblue.livejournal.com]

see... this is why i thought a c-section would be a good idea... i didn't think you would like to give birth to spiky metal super baby...

[earlofgrey.livejournal.com]

oh! now i understand! hurrah!

[ashblue.livejournal.com]

*claps*

[ashblue.livejournal.com]

c-section?

[earlofgrey.livejournal.com]

pardon?

[ashblue.livejournal.com]

oh shit. did you not get my post before this one? i said something about a metal spikey baby due to \M/... there was other stuff too, funny stuff... nearly *rofl*

[spanishdoll23.livejournal.com]

I am in love with you. Thank you for your reproductive organs. I can't wait until our superbaby saves/destroys the world.

Also, I think of you sort of as Desire, although less evil, but still so wickedly cool and androgenously hot. *purr*

[earlofgrey.livejournal.com]

*covers nose* meep!

[randiriel.livejournal.com]

I don't believe the word hyperbolic can be misused. It is an excellent word that can be used in any circumastance. For example:

"Man, these cookies are hyperbolic!"

"He has such a hyperbolic impression of himself."

"I love hyperbolic sprials"

"I mock you with hyperbole!"

And et cetera.

[earlofgrey.livejournal.com]

lol! now, is this actually due to the wide range of definitions available to hyperbole, or because no one really knows what it means?

[randiriel.livejournal.com]

Mostly, this is due to my being odd. Otherwise...I think it's a bit of both.

[earlofgrey.livejournal.com]

hehe. wonderful.