ext_37094 ([identity profile] popejeremy.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] jacktellslies 2008-01-28 07:52 pm (UTC)

Re: I Care About Your Genetalia And The Genetalia Of Your Friends

The town of Dildo is now my spiritual homeland.

My uncle who is a fisherman by trade is actually from a place not far from there. He is a burly, soft-spoken gentleman with a gigantic beard who rolls his own cigarettes, and makes his living on the sea, as is his family's tradition. When sailing he uses his long beard as a scarf. His name is William Blackburn Penniston II, Billy for short. He knows how to make a perfect martini while on a swaying sailboat in the middle of the ocean.

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