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jacktellsliesMy roommate Meredith enjoys photography, and she's quite good at it. The following, however, should not be considered an example of her skills, but as an experiment in making the best of bad lighting, aiming a machine and pushing a button and being tipsy all at the same time, and fantastic company.
Alex stopped taunting the undergraduates in Florida for long enough to come for a visit and sing us a song about lying still and thinking of England. He'd been missed a great deal.
My curtains are covered in bees, and Erica is beautiful. Later in the evening she performed the Swan Dance for us and told us about her cruel Russian ballet masters who used to beat her with their canes and force her to clean their houses, all of which were perched atop chicken legs.
Meredith is daintier, smarter, and better dressed than nearly anyone.
Tom has the anger of several much older men. I doubt that therapy or anything else we could do on the psychiatrist's couch would do much good.
Alas, woe of woes, Beth, our pirate queen, was unable to join us for the gathering. Had she been here, at this very moment she would have accused me of being a rent boy and then drawled, "But Oscar! I wanted a pony! Why won't you enter into an absurd legal battle with my father that will ruin your reputation, career, and financial standing? Now I'm going to pout and pretend that had you indulged all of my unreasonable demands maybe one day I would have let you touch me!"
There are more, if you'd care to see them.
Alex stopped taunting the undergraduates in Florida for long enough to come for a visit and sing us a song about lying still and thinking of England. He'd been missed a great deal.
My curtains are covered in bees, and Erica is beautiful. Later in the evening she performed the Swan Dance for us and told us about her cruel Russian ballet masters who used to beat her with their canes and force her to clean their houses, all of which were perched atop chicken legs.
Meredith is daintier, smarter, and better dressed than nearly anyone.
Tom has the anger of several much older men. I doubt that therapy or anything else we could do on the psychiatrist's couch would do much good.
Alas, woe of woes, Beth, our pirate queen, was unable to join us for the gathering. Had she been here, at this very moment she would have accused me of being a rent boy and then drawled, "But Oscar! I wanted a pony! Why won't you enter into an absurd legal battle with my father that will ruin your reputation, career, and financial standing? Now I'm going to pout and pretend that had you indulged all of my unreasonable demands maybe one day I would have let you touch me!"
There are more, if you'd care to see them.
