i am glad that, despite the presence of the rolling stones, you are having a better time in pittsburgh. this makes me happy.

when are you coming back? seafood is infinitely less fun without you, and whole foods on its own is missing a general sense of "arrgh". there are no swordfights in my future, no captured fish parts, no dead namesakes. it is sad to go to work when i know that fishy things aren't going to be thrown at me.

fix this. (only after you are done there, i mean, as it is important to finish things before you return)