Please hack my Flickr account for me? I'll wear the red dress from the film for you.

For some reason I'm unable to get into my Flicrk account. I've attempted to supply verification information in every combination that would have been true in the past couple of years, but none of it works. I'm sorry to admit it, but I'm panicking over this rather a lot. I've lost far too much of the media that means anything to me in the past couple of months.

It doesn't bite.

Lucretia frowned. "But Auntie..."

"He's our boy," said Lithia. "I found him."

"And we're going to keep him," said Lucretia.

"You will not." Aunt Imperia towered over them all. "All they're good for is heartache and..." She sniffed deeply. "All they're good for is heartache. And if they don't know how to bite properly, they'll certainly not know any of the other things that make the heartache almost worthwhile."

"What is she talking about?" asked Lucretia.

"I'm certain I don't know," said Lithia, for the first time in her life.



From The Evil Gazebo,
a children's book
by Bernie Mojzes,
illustrated by Linda Saboe.