do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help your black ass?

what are they playing on tv in britain today?

this terrible trend has arisen, and by trend, i mean that more than one of my friends has done it. they're looking for lists of "songs that everyone should download." why on earth would you need a list to tell you which dull songs that everyone already knows you should steal from the internet? why don't you know what music you like already? if you don't, why aren't you talking to people who actually know something about music? i'm so very distraught.

poisoned, by chinamen! treachery! foul play!