it won't work on me. i'm already a woman.

today i:

1. played in a small castle.

2. broke up with my boyfriend for spilling water on me. (i later tricked her into getting back together with me so that i could give her GRID.)

3. saw hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy.

4. was angry at the A-.

5. ate the most fresh soft pretzels in the entire world.

t'was brillig.

baby!

the only things i like are commercials about elephants that dance in the rain, meow meows, the bunnyface in the window of the daycare down the street, zach braff as a puppy, babies, very fat gnomes with very large hats named lufthansa who came from ikea and live in my wardrobe, and rodents of all sorts. when did this happen to me?