i am the last of the famous international playboys.

i really like that we can do food together. i like waking up for tea and scones and the league of extraordinary gentlemen, or staying up for a late dinner with good spinach pasta and alfredo sauce i made and fresh scallops we found in my department on sale. and i like walking through these neighborhoods, south philly and the gayborhood and society hill and antique row wearing faggy sunglasses and kissing under trees and holding hands. it is spring. i am going outside to drink peach juice with bananas in and to read tess of the d'ubervilles.