i killed your cat, you druggie bitch.

today, without ever having really asked before, i was able to answer the age old question of what, exactly, happens when you put an entire head into an industrial grade blender? the answer would be that it explodes. in doing so, it creates three absolutely impressive waves of a combination of blood and a liquid that was not a liquid a few moments before. the person who put said head into the blender, meanwhile, screams, "holy jesus fuck! it exploded!" or something similar.

the head, by the way, once belonged to a fish. i promise.

wow. cleaning up is so cool.