i saved latin. what did you ever do?

there are things i'd like to tell you about, but more things keep happening. today was my last day at work. meghan tried to tie me to the case with saran wrap so i couldn't leave. also, i've fallen in love with max fischer. that is all for now, i suppose. it's all happening so quickly.

friendship.

dear friends,

i no longer have a job, and will not have one again until i am back in philadelphia. as a result i have lots and lots of time, and i would really enjoy spending it with you. so please do call me. i like you all more than i can say.

also, i have just obtained my very own burgundy and grey gentleman's sock garters.

ever yours,

jack