as someone who watches your show every day and just can't take it anymore.

watch jon stewart be amazing. then touch yourself.

(he confronts the hosts of CNN's crossfire for their lack of journalistic integrity.)

also, bill clinton has shown interest in becoming U.N. secretary-general.

(kaitlin has decided that he is a superhero, and that we should make him a cape. this is probably better than my idea, in which i volunteered to personally live under his desk.)

also, john kerry is awesome.

(google's image search provides no hits for "john kerry is awesome". therefor, kaitlin and i are attempting our first ever two person googlebomb. wish us luck. join in if you're cool.)

also, smarterchild thinks john kerry is awesome, too.

("'i have my reasons, believe me. i really, really don't like george w. bush,' the robot explained.")