hamlet, go kill yourself.

let it be known that i am aware that i am an elitist snob, and generally a bad person. this being said, sometimes i forget how much bad grammar exists in the world. in locating a searchable version of hamlet to facilitate my writing a paper (the feminization of hamlet in the text) i also found the user comments and reviews at the bottom of the page. for your entertainment, a sample:

Hamlet is a very dramatic play, and a very interesting read.

oh, that shakespeare. verily, he was the only author in all of english literature able to bring elements of drama, shall we say, theatricality, to a play.