this machine.

today i got e-naked for the boy and he thought i got mad at him for having an unenthusiastic response. so that everyone is forewarned, i do not actually expect huge reactions, in the form of erections or otherwise, to the things i do between asterisks. still, i've been thinking about liz's theory that boys are stupid and girls are crazy, and i think i'm fairly happy about the fact that i still fall somewhere in the crazy range. later, the boy and i reenacted hamlet. it involved fruit.

stine came over, and i got real life naked for her, because she is in massage school and wanted practice. i laughed when she massaged my face, and again when i noticed that i could see up her nose. she put a pillowcase on my head for a little while, and i was good after that. stine is going to go to pittsburgh with me next time i go! we can kidnap her, too, and never set her free!

i made lots of buttons today and yesterday, but you can't see them yet, because some of them are surprises.

i saw the end of thelma and louise. i had never seen it before. i liked it. susan sarandon is probably my favourite fake lesbian.

tomorrow i shall go to new york! my whitneyboy is there! huzzah and hooray!