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jacktellslies ([personal profile] jacktellslies) wrote2004-04-07 12:50 am

come, armageddon, come.

dear packages,
why do you make me feel so manic?
love,
p. dreadful

dear morrissey,
i've always had a little bit of love for you, but now it would seem i have a small crush on you, too. this is a little weird for me, because i know nothing can come of our relationship, but the fact remains that crushes are way better than love. let's go to jamaica.
love,
cain

dear mom,
i love you a lot. you're really cool. however, lately you've been making me kind of sad, so i'm really glad that today you took me to target and bought my love. thanks.
love,
penny

[identity profile] spanishdoll23.livejournal.com 2004-04-06 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Dear awesome,
I am in love with you. I am really excited for you to live here and to rock this summer like no season has been rocked before.

Love,
Your wife

PS - You are so cool.

[identity profile] earlofgrey.livejournal.com 2004-04-06 10:56 pm (UTC)(link)
dear kaitlin,
i think that you are the coolest person in the world. let's invade poland.
love,
your hubby